It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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