So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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