I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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