I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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