Got a toothbrush?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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