I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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