I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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