well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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