I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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