She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This house was built for laser tag.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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