Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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