Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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