Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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