i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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