i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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