32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
