I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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