why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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