I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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