So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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