Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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