these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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