How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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