I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize
