bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
pop tarts are not kleenex
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think your dad took our porno
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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