Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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