Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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