just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Church boner. Awkwardddd
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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