I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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