i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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