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• (510): View more from California

  I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.

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  It was probably Jesus.

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  I feel like he would have left a message.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection

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• (310): View more from California

  So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation

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• (845): View more from New York

  our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.

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  If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle

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