Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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