He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My nipple is on Facebook.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Non-Jews are for practice
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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