S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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