Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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