i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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