i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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