I don't think brook has ever known best
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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