God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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