Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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