its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
