You made me cry and you don't even care
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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