His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
As shirtless as possible
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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