new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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