apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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