But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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