His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
