well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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