the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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