Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ā¤ļø
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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